Meows and me ow's

Alright cat lovers.  I'm back in da house.  Or perch.  Or litter box or whatever.  

Greeting you with this little lovely...

I would also like to add that if I were a cat this week, it would have to be this cat...

Couch potato cat.

This cool cat recently had surgery and when I was all loopy from the meds about the first 24 hours, my head was just spinning and I was simply brilliant I tell you!  BRILLIANT!  I was coming up with the greatest puns, jokes, and what have you's!  Or at least that's what I thought... Anyways... My favorite was someone said, "it's okay kitty" and instead of saying "meow" back I said "me. ow."  Get it?!  Like, I hurt!  Cause I did..... and now the me ows are me wows and I feel like a million bucks comparatively.  Now you probably all think I had plastic surgery.  Oh great.  

But speaking of, you know who could use some help?  This girl (remember how all cats are girls?) 

Did you read all about it?  Crazy huh?  I think that it's ironic that his name is Meow.  I bet he hurts ALL the time.  Poor thing :(  

I do think he would make a great pillow pet or rug though.  

And I love the way that lady is holding him, oh the strain!  Bet she threw her back out during that photo op.  Maybe that's how fat cat got his name, she lifted him, threw her back out and got the me ow's.  Oh and one last thing, how does a cat that has fur all over it's face turn blue?  Seriously.  The last line of the article, how the heck?  I mean I know it can't breathe so it turns blue but I just can't picture a blue cat face.  Anybody experienced that?  Had to perform cat CPR or anything?  I'm hoping maybe our resident cat expert Ashley has.

Well, until next time Happy Cat-urday! (not my idea, I stole that one, it's genius right?)